Cleaning/Shipping out

This is a very exciting week. I'm moving! On Friday! Which means I'll need to clean out my fridge.

This idea excited me very much until I actually opened my fridge to see what was in there. I have no idea how I have this much food.

• half a purple bell pepper (slowly rotting)
• 11 eggs
• 2 sticks of butter
• 3/4 jar Peanut Butter & Co. Dark Chocolate Dreams
• 1 canister Sesame Tahini
• 1/4 cucumber
• half a lime
• 10 oz. fresh spinach
• 6 carrots
• 4 chicken filets
• 1 jar minced garlic
• 1 onion
• 2 bananas
• 1 tomato
• 1 apple
• 1 tablespoon bacon fat which has now probably permanently aroma-stained the mason jar it's in and which I'll now probably have to throw away too, sad face.
  

Bad Ideas I used to Have:

• eating nothing but oatmeal for an entire week
• eating nothing for an entire week
• mixing chocolate peanut butter cookies with my hands
• eating Boca burgers without cooking them
• opening canned stewed tomatoes with a knife
• Honey Bunches of Oats, Life cereal, Nutter Butter cookies broken up and dumped into a bowl beneath tons of milk
• spaghetti sandwich